Now the Moon is not a moon anymore, it's a Ploonet! All because scientists can't find proof of extraterrestrial "exomoons".
Okay, I am absolutely positive now that they just make this shit up to see who is dumb enough to believe it! Ploonets?? This is funnier than dark matter!
Mars, the red planet that Elon Musk is considering moving to, and gives himself a 70% chance of doing so. We live on a blue sky/water world like that the Atreides family ruled in the novel Dune. On the other hand the Spice planet was red, hostile, and dry. It was filled with giant sand worms that could devore a building. We see the sun in our skies during the day which gives light and heat and at night the stars and planets reveal themselves clearly. The secret that the fakir Musk does not tell you is that your standing on the what will turn into the red planet Mars after the magnetic pole reversal. Energy instead of coming from the sun in massive quantities will instead come from the ground flowing into the living beings, plants and creatures there. We will see formations in the sky that are obscured to us now living in the blue world.
Why the new definition? Isn't a cosmic object that orbits a sun a planet by the classic definition? Shit, these morons can't even properly classify a planet yet, hence the flip-flopping on "Pluto is/isn't a planet" (it is as of now), and now they want to propose a new name for something hypothetical that we don't even know COULD exist?
Of course "they" would "know"
